Kittens.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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