What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A ginger rapping.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Hitler is my role model

This is not a joke.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

The WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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