What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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