I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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ur mother

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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drugs.

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A black man killed someone

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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