What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Slavery

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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