- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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