wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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^that joke's not funny

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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