Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What lives underground? Grandpa

a banana

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A scottish man having fun

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

This joke isnt funny.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A joke

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

I am really good at math debating

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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