- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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