whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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this website...

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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AROUND

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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