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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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