- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What has human male genitalia? A human male

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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