- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

i am predestal

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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