Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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