Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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DERP

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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hi my name is? joe

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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