i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock, come in.

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This is not a joke.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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