Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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1+1= 69

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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