How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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