Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Women's rights.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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