ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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William Raines.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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poop.........

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I like jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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