You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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That's unfortunate.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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