- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

i like potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What is a dog? Bark

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Knock knock, come in.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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