Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Jess Burns

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Goat balls.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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womens rights

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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