What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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An antijoke

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A baby seal walks into a club

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NEVER

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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