Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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noodles

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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