Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

live babies

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A joke

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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