What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Popsicles

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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