What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Five guys one rape.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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youre gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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