Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Womens Sports

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