- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's funny? Women's rights.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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