Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what happens when you wake up inception

I like your hair

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

my names jim haha

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

who farted i did :]

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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