- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Rick Perry.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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