Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black person in the NHL

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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