What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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