- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

The white guy did it!

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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