A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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girls basketball

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Anti Joke

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