A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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minorities

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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