- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

The economy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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