What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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pussy enough said

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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i have cancer

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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I like turtoes.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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