Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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