Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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