Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Poop.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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