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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

a man walks into a bar and dies

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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