- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Yah? Well your a ********

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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