There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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