- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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