Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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