what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Diana and victoria

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Womens rights

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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YOLO

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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