- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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