Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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pussy enough said

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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