Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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666

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Itookasipasoda

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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