A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Hi Adam,

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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