Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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