- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

I'm funny.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

My wife has terminal cancer.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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