- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Libraries.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What rymes with milk..... milf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Asian NASCAR.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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