A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Libraries.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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