Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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