What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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