What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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