whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Diana and victoria

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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